Six Web Sympathy Cards
(28 messages)
Download and print the image of your choice. Stick it on a piece of folded card.
Print one of the interchangeable messages provided and stick it inside the card. Now print:
A Ding Dong Twist Publication
and stick it on the back and then above it in pencil write '£2.50'
This is how much money you have saved (don't forget to add the recipients name).
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| SORRY YOUR DOG DIED
SORRY YOUR HOLIDAY WAS DULL SORRY YOUR SHOPPING TROLLEY FELL OVER SORRY YOU LOST YOUR JOB SORRY YOUR CLOTHES DON'T FIT SORRY YOU FELL DOWN THE ESCALATOR SORRY YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT SORRY YOUR LEGS HURT SORRY I FELL ON YOUR HI-FI SORRY YOUR ALLERGIC TO NUTS SORRY I'VE LOST YOUR NUMBER SORRY I BROKE YOUR CAMERA SORRY I FELL ASLEEP
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SORRY YOU LIKE PAUL WELLER SORRY YOUR WIFE'S UGLY SORRY YOUR HUSBAND'S FAT SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE PEAS SORRY NO ONE CAME TO YOUR PARTY SORRY I WOKE YOU UP SORRY YOUR HAIR'S FALLING OUT SORRY SOMEONE STOLE YOUR CAR SORRY IT'S RAINING SORRY YOUR ART'S CRAP SORRY I DON'T CARE SORRY I DO CARE SORRY I KNOW YOU
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