VOODOO SOFTWARE

Computer Virus and Electronic Glitch Protector

Ndunge Gitari is a traditional, Kenyan Uganga Muesi (Doctor of Black Magic). Gitari is a Kamba whose origins are the plains adjacent to Kiliminjaro.
In Kenya, as in many parts of Africa, traditional witch doctors still play a major role in life. The sick the lovelorn or the politically ambitious will invariably seek a charm or potion and it is common for politicians to begin their election campaigns only after having first gone to a witch doctor to ensure success: usually for a healthy fee
Ndunge Gitari has been paid a fee to provide a  doll that will protect your computer system from electronic glitches, virus and bad vibes and also protect you, the computer operator, from being struck dead by lightning.

MORE POWERFUL is the Ding Dong Twist 'Guru Voodoo' doll which comes with a protection force of 'Ethernet Disciples' as illustrated.  This doll  is also guaranteed to double your RAM and speed up your processor as well as give your  PC casing the  translucent pastel tint of your choice.

This limited edition doll is not available in the shops and will  be available to club members  on a 'first come, first served' basis only.

E-mail your order now. Price to be announced.
 

NOTE: Charms essentially work on the basis of faith and belief. If you have sufficient faith this voodoo doll will totally protect your computer. On the other hand, should your computer still be effected by glitches, virus or any type of malfunction then it is quite clear the operator has insufficient faith in the protective powers of the doll and the doll suppliers cannot be held in any way responsible.

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