B9                                                                                        E
Last night I think I had too much to drink it was good of you to / let me stay
 B9                                                                                                      E
You wanted me to get a cab but I had no money and they wouldnt take me / anyway B9                                                                                E
I was quite comfortable on your settee I even found an old / duvet

F#                                                             Bm
 And I'm sorry about the burns on your carpet
 F#                                         Bm
I didn't mean to fall on your hi-fi
F#                                                     Bm
 l'm sorry about the stains on your sofa
 F#
And I'm leaving this note to say
 BM7
 Bye-bye

B9                                                               E
Shame you didn't like my pals but you did say / bring a friend
 B9                                                                              E
Least thats what I thought it said on the invitation you for / got to send
 B9                                                                            E
Shame about the fish tank but the coffee table should be / easier to mend

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B9                                                    E
 Woke up feeling feverish but now I'm / shivery
 B9                                                                                        E
You want to see the back of me so I'll go as soon as I've had this / cup of tea
 B9                                                                                                E
Can't face any breakfast yet but I've found your bacon and I'm takin' it / home with me
 

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